BABELFISHING TIME!

[Puppys]

for those unfamiliar with babelfish; it's a terrible translation site. Therei s a site that does all the work for you, though, here: click

Now on to what I learned from a paragraph in an rp about my cat Ivorystone:

Original English Text:
The tabby tom jumped slightly, startled by the voice of the young she-cat. "Hello, there. What brings a young cat like you to be up so early instead of getting some rest?" He inquired, truly curious. He flinched when his belly growled very loudly. "Please excuse my stomach's rude behavior, it has no manners before breakfast." He smiled politely.

Translated to French and back to English:
Striped Tom jumped slightly, frightened by the voice of the young she-cat. " Hello, there. What brings a young cat like you to be to the top so early instead of obtaining a certain rest? " It is enquis, really curious. It moved back when its belly grumbled very extremely. " Please excuse my stomach' coarse behavior of S, it does not have any way before breakfast." He smiled politely.

Translated to German and back to English:
Touched Tom branched somewhat, frightened by the voice of the young they cat. " Hello, there. What gets a young cat like you, to the point to be so early, instead of receiving, a certain remainder? " It is really curious enquis. It kbewegte itself zurüc, when its antinode bulge murrte very extremely. " Excuse please my stomach' rough behavior of S, breakfast." it no method forwards; It smiled politely.

Translated to Italian and back to English:
Moving Tom has ramificato himself rather, scared from the voice of the young people they cat. " Hello, here. What convinces a young cat like you, to the point to being so beforetime, instead of reception, a determined rest? " It is enquis really curious. zurüc of the kbewegte same, when its murrte of the swelling of the antinode very extremely. " Justification I pray mine stomach' approximate behavior of S, breakfast." that no method transmits; It has smiled kind.

Translated to Portuguese and back to English:
Movable tone has the ramificato he himself a little, scared of the voice of the young the cat. " Olá! , here. What convinces a new cat as you, to the point to be so in past times, instead of the reception, a certain rest? " He is enquis really curious. zurüc of kbewegte same, when its murrte of the swelling of the antinode very extremely. " Justification I pray the mine stomach' approximate behavior of S, breakfast." that no method transmits; It has the smiled type.

Translated to Spanish and back to English:
The movable tone has the ramificato he itself a little, scared of the voice of the young people the cat. " Wave! , here. What convinces a new cat like you, to the end to be so inside times of the past, instead of the reception, certain rest? " It is enquis really peculiar. zurüc of kbewegte equals, when his murrte of the swelling of the antinode very extremely. " Alignment I requests the mine stomach' approximated behavior of S, breakfast." that no method transmits; It has the smiled type.

All in all, we have learned:

Tabbies are not tabbies, but Striped Cats, Touched Cats, Moving Cats, and Movable tones.

Cats do not jump when startled, but rather they branch out, or ramificato themselves. Whatever ramificato means.

Young cats are actually new cats.

Stomachs do not have rude behavior, but rather Coarse, Rough, Approximate and Approximated Behavior of S.

If you take the last translation on here and translate it, movable tone becomes Mobile Dial Tone. My cat's a freaking PHONE, for Pete's sake.

NOW! Post what you learn from babbled bios/rp posts/any post in general! =D

the site actually has a link to a more specific translation site, where you choose the languages. You could probably get some messed up stories about attacks on a Clan camp, just from an apprentice eating a mouse in the morning. xD I'm not exaggerating here. DO IT. 'tis fun and hysterical sometimes.

[EMBER!]

I cracked up soo hard reading these!

Original Text

A moving shadow, solid darkness, yet no more than a ghost appeared. Wicked yellow eyes pierced into Shatterstar's soul. Yes, that's right, talk to your medicine cat. She will make an excellent witness... Nothing could stop her from doing this, nothing. And this little fun excursion would prove it... "Well, well, Shatterstar, do you remember me?" she whispered, padding through Mysticmemory to stand right in front of the -- may I say former -- leader, "Oh, no, your beloved sister cannot see me. Not one cat can see me if I so wish. I have become powerful, Shatterstar. More powerful than you StarClan fearing cats could ever be!" her eyes glowed with triumph as she snapped at Shatterstar, stopping an inch before the cat's nose.

French and Back:

A mobile shade, full darkness, however not more than one backup computer appeared. Bad yellow eyes bored in Shatterstar' heart of S. Oui, that' right-hand side of S, maintenance to your cat of medicine. It will make an excellent witness… Nothing could stop it doing this, nothing. And this small excursion of recreation would prove it… " Well, well, Shatterstar, do you remember me? " she whispered, supplementing by Mysticmemory to be held exact in front -- can I say old -- starts, " Ah, not, your loved sister cannot see me. Not a cat can see me whether I wish thus. I became powerful, Shatterstar. More powerful than you fearing StarClan of the cats could never be! " she of the eyes turned red with the triumph while she broke at Shatterstar, stopping inch before the cat' nose of S.


German and back:

A mobile shadow, full darkness, however no more than one alternate processor did not appear. False yellow eyes bored in Shatterstar' Inside of S. Oui, that' right page of S, maintenance to your cat of medicine. It makes an excellent a witness… Nothing could stop it this, nothing doing. And this small Exkursion of the recovery it… " to check; Well well Shatterstar, remember you me? " she whispered and completed to be continued through exactly Mysticmemory, in the front -- I can say old -- Starts, " Ah your loved sister cannot not see me. A cat cannot see me whether I require therefore. I became strong, Shatterstar. More strongly than you, star clan of the cats could fear to never be! " it the eyes turned red with the triumph, during it with Shatterstar fallow and stopped inch before the cat' Wekzeugspritze of S.

Italian and back:

A mobile shadow, complete dusk, however not more than an unit than alternate processing have not appeared. Reamed false yellow eyes in Shatterstar' Within di S. Oui, that' page of right of S, maintenance to your medicine cat. It returns excellent a witness… Nothing has been able to stop it this ago, nothing special. And this Exkursion little one of the restoration… " to control; Good does the Shatterstar sink, remember you me? " it has bisbigliato and completed for being continued exactly with Mysticmemory, in the front part -- I can say old -- Beginning, " Ah your loved sister cannot see me. A cat cannot see me if I demand therefore have become strong, Shatterstar. More fort than you, clan of the star of the cats has been able to never fear not being! " the eyes have turned the red one with the triumph, during with the plowing of Shatterstar and have stopped the inch before the cat' Wekzeugspritze of S.

What we learned:

ghost is not the spirit of dead things that weren't good enough to be zombies. they are backup computers and alternate processors

talk to could just as well mean maintenance

excursion can also be spelled Exkursion

cats do not have a nose. they have a Wekzeugspritze of S.

one is not stonger than anyone else. they ares simply more fortly

re-translating the last one gave me something to laugh about.

"...More fort than you, clan of star of the cats could never not fear not to be!" instead of "...More powerful than you StarClan fearing cats could ever be!"